Events At Which It Is Inappropriate To Give a Ceramic Giraffe As a Gift

– Klan rally

– Birthday party for friend who has recently broken up with a giraffe

– House warming for giraffaphobe

– Rehearsal dinner for long-necked friend

– Vegan luau

– Wake for lion that starved to death

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8 thoughts on “Events At Which It Is Inappropriate To Give a Ceramic Giraffe As a Gift

  1. Ha Ha. Funny. I have giraffes in my bathroom. Little ones. I’ve always been fond of them. This is a funny list.

  2. Klan members don’t like giraffes?! Dammit, gotta see if there are any stores open tomorrow for last, last, last minute shopping….

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